🔥 Smoking Valor Pickleball Set – “Send It or Stay Home” Edition 🔥

Built for firehouse grudges. Forged for chaos.
This set isn’t for casuals or cardio queens. It’s for the shift warriors who settle scores on the court and talk trash between calls.

You’ve got 30 minutes between tones and enough pent-up rage from admin emails to serve like your life depends on it. Good—because this set came to send it.

Here’s what’s in the arsenal:

• 2 solid wood paddles with black edges and “SEND IT OR STAY HOME” printed on both sides—because halfway effort is a violation.
• Soft poly-cotton grips, wrapped tight so you don’t embarrass yourself with a mid-serve fumble.
• 2 loud yellow balls—easy to find, hard to dodge.
• One transparent carry bag so even off-duty, they know you brought the pain.

Whether it’s beach day, park duty, or garage bay mayhem—just grab it, smack it, and claim the court.
Because in this house, second place buys chow.