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Because drinking straight from the pot is “frowned upon.”
This ceramic battle cup is the only piece of gear that won’t get reassigned, stolen, or used as a biohazard container. Built to survive the engine bay microwave, mystery fridge smells, and whatever the probie just dumped in the sink.
Sleek, glossy, and tough enough to handle your caffeine addiction, emotional damage, and that chili you swore was “mild.”
Specs (for the nerds):
• Ceramic, glossy finish — so you look classy while dying inside
• Lead and BPA-free — unlike that last shift meal
• Dishwasher/microwave safe — unlike your will to live
• 11 oz for cowards / 15 oz for captains, medics, and anyone who’s seen things
? Made to Order — Like Your Gear, But With Less Red Tape
This product’s made just for you the moment you hit that big red button.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship — but so did your new turnouts after supply said, “Try checking back next fiscal year.”
We don’t warehouse mountains of gear like a forgotten logistics trailer at wildland camp.
Instead, we make it on demand — which cuts down on waste, overproduction, and probies ordering the wrong size... again.
So thanks for your patience — and for making a firehouse-smart choice.
Because unlike that one thermal imager you “borrowed” from Station 3, this is actually worth the wait.
BLACK CLOUD COFFEE CO. MUG - FIre Edition
$9.00 USD
This ceramic battle cup is the only piece of gear that won’t get reassigned, stolen, or used as a biohazard container. Built to survive the engine bay microwave, mystery fridge smells, and whatever the probie just dumped in the sink.
Sleek, glossy, and tough enough to handle your caffeine addiction, emotional damage, and that chili you swore was “mild.”
Specs (for the nerds):
• Ceramic, glossy finish — so you look classy while dying inside
• Lead and BPA-free — unlike that last shift meal
• Dishwasher/microwave safe — unlike your will to live
• 11 oz for cowards / 15 oz for captains, medics, and anyone who’s seen things
? Made to Order — Like Your Gear, But With Less Red Tape
This product’s made just for you the moment you hit that big red button.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship — but so did your new turnouts after supply said, “Try checking back next fiscal year.”
We don’t warehouse mountains of gear like a forgotten logistics trailer at wildland camp.
Instead, we make it on demand — which cuts down on waste, overproduction, and probies ordering the wrong size... again.
So thanks for your patience — and for making a firehouse-smart choice.
Because unlike that one thermal imager you “borrowed” from Station 3, this is actually worth the wait.