BLACK CLOUD COFFEE CO. – EMS EDITION MUG

" black cloud, black coffee and your ship's about to match."

Meet your most reliable partner:
Doesn’t call off, doesn’t forget the tablet, and sure as hell doesn’t ask for scene time.

This high-gloss ceramic beast is built for caffeine-fueled survival, sarcastic throat clears, and those 0300 calls where the patient was definitely dead… until he wasn’t.

Whether you're sipping trauma tea, sarcasm espresso, or regret with a splash of creamer — this mug’s locked in and fully caffeinated.

Glossy ceramic construction
Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike half your gear)
Lead and BPA-free — because something should be
11 oz or 15 oz capacity, depending on how cursed your shift is


Pairs well with:
– Charting on your thigh
– Code brown flashbacks
– That mystery fluid soaking through your boots

Your shift’s already wrecked.
At least your coffee doesn’t have to be.

MADE TO ORDER — JUST LIKE YOUR SHIFT ASSIGNMENT
This product’s made just for you the moment you hit that order button.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship — but so did your rig getting cleared from the bay.

We make each item on demand instead of stockpiling like expired Epi in the back of supply.
It cuts down on waste, overproduction, and regret.

So thanks for your patience — and for not being that guy who asks,
“Where’s my mug?” two hours after ordering.