🪖 BLACK CLOUD COFFEE CO. – VETERANS EDITION MUG

Brewed stronger than a box of Charms and twice as cursed.

This mug wasn’t made for your recruiter — it was made for the rest of us.
The ones who got their last rip-it stolen by the guy on watch, dodged PowerPoint projectors like incoming rounds, and haven’t folded a fitted sheet since 2003.

Featuring the original Veterans Edition design — complete with a cursed coffee demon and a thousand-yard-stare infantryman — this cup is equal parts caffeine delivery system and emotional support weapon.

Whether you’re sipping DFAC sludge, MRE regret, or Ranger Berry Seltzer™ (we don’t judge), this mug pairs perfectly with chronic back pain and repressed field trauma.

Mug Features:
Premium 15oz ceramic that can survive a barracks drop (probably)
Dishwasher + microwave safe, unlike most of your issued gear
Label: "Black Cloud Coffee Co. – Veterans Edition"
Tagline: Brewed stronger than a box of Charms and twice as cursed
Wrapped in enough sarcasm to trigger a safety brief

Pairs Well With:
Fatigue, flashbacks, and forgotten duty rosters
Rewriting your DD-214 for the fifth time
Screaming “Contact Left!” in traffic
Motor pool meltdowns and awkward VA small talk
That old poncho liner you still sleep with but won’t admit to

This product is made especially for you the moment you hit that order button.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship — but so did your gear getting to the FOB.
We make each item on demand instead of stockpiling like an armory full of unused NVGs.
It cuts down on waste, overproduction, and supply chain regrets.
So thanks for your patience — and for making a combat-smart decision.
Because unlike MRE gum, this stuff was actually worth waiting for.