🔥 BLACK CLOUD COFFEE CO. – FIRE EDITION (French Roast)

Black Cloud. Black coffee. And your shift’s about to match. (A deep dark roast of our highest scoring African coffees offering a bold, rich coffee flavor. The beans are shiny with an oil sheen and offer a bittersweet flavor with low acidity.)

You didn’t choose the Black Cloud Life.
It broke the bay doors, ate your breakfast, and left a structure fire two blocks from the station — with no hydrants and two minutes left on your mandatory training video.

This is for the engine crew still running calls from last shift, still waiting on relief, and still wondering why the MDT thinks every address ends in “Unknown Response.”

This roast was made for firefighters who’ve had their gear soaked in battery acid, their boots filled with gray water, and their souls crushed by a second alarm just as the pizza got delivered.

Black Cloud Coffee Co. – Fire Edition:
Engine-fueled. Captain-approved. Probie-scarring.

🚒 Pairs Well With:

Kicking open the door with a haligan and poor life choices

That one SCBA that smells like shame and unwashed gear

A shift so cursed it triggers the tones every time someone farts

Firehouse "chili" that doubles as a hazmat drill

The lieutenant saying “one more quick job” right before shift change

🌶 Tastes Like:

Diesel, dirty gloves, the probie’s undercooked chicken

Whatever’s festering in the hose bed

Regret, soot, and burnt coffee left on the warmer since 0400

That weird smell in the turnout locker that no one talks about anymore

🧯 Made for Firefighters Who:

Can ventilate a roof but can’t get a day off

Think sleep is a rumor started by admin

Know no engine check is complete — just the lie we all agree on

Have a PFD in their rig, three back injuries, and no clue what day it is

Keep a firehouse recliner that’s seen more trauma than your shrink

 ⚠️ WARNING LABEL:

WARNING:

Black Cloud Coffee may cause spontaneous structure fires, phantom smoke smells, and a sudden urge to check your gear even off duty.

May be illegal to consume in combination with admin memos or “quick drills.”

✅ Shift Rating Card™

Check all that apply:

☐ Second-due, still first to arrive

☐ Probie clogged the toilet again

☐ Engine broke down — again — mid-response

☐ Ran 17 calls and somehow gained reports

☐ Found the hydrant... bone dry

 📱 TAG YOUR BLACK CLOUD SHIFT

Caught a fire before your socks were dry?
Got toned out in the shower again?

📸 Snap it.
✅ Check your Shift Rating Card.
💀 Tag it: #BlackCloudShift

Bonus points if your probie caught the hydrant backwards.